NEW YORK -
Actor Mila Kunis had some choice words for Jimmy Kimmel last night when he told her that he and his wife are pregnant.
"Oh. You both are having a baby?" Kunis said with a straight face. "You and your wife are pregnant?"
"Yeah," Kimmel said, as the audience chuckled.
At that point, Kunis got up from her chair and, as the lights dimmed around her and a spotlight shone on her, she picked up a microphone and spoke directly to the audience.
"Hi. I'm Mila Kunis with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying you're pregnant! You're not pregnant!"
She went on to elaborate on the intricacies of pregnancy, including childbirth.
"Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila! Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None! Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything, because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us!"
She was then joined on stage by several other pregnant women who were all eating ice cream. (And she helped herself to some chocolate ice cream afterwards.)